>Be me

>Just got home from work and am now heading to my room to relax for a bit 

>As I open the door I hear a stomach growling

>I’m hungry so I go back to the kitchen and grab a snack

>Head back to my room, as I open the door I think for a second “Wait my stomach didn’t growl” and as I walk in there she is sitting on my bed

>My heart stops, this can’t be real, there’s no way

>But there she is sitting there

>I continue staring at her blankly, until she finally speaks up

“Hey you gonna just keep staring at me dork are you gonna go get me something to eat”

>As she says that she eyes me seductively as she licks her lips and rubs her tummy

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>I faint

>For some reason I fell forward, and right on stout little me

>Feel pang of pain in nethers 

>Before I completely pass out I hear her

“Oh Crap!, Oh Crap!, Oh Crap!, What just happened?!”

>She sit’s there trying to wake me up, but to no avail

>I guess the fun will have to wait until-

>She smacks my face, Ouch

>I rapidly blink as I regain my senses

>I’m staring directly into her beautiful magenta eyes

>Pass out again

“What the Hell?!?!”

Something like that in all likely hood