>Be Rainbow Dash
>Lately you’ve been packing on a few pounds; no forget that you’re fat, and you just don’t want to admit it.
>Your gut constantly threatens to touch the ground when you walk and you can feel it jiggle every time you take a step.
>Your flank is no better as you can feel it wobble in unison with your belly. Even your cutie mark seems to have grown with it
>Your face isn’t too bad aside from the puffy cheeks which Pinkie constantly teases you about
>But even with all this it wouldn’t bother you much if flying hadn’t become…. Well excruciatingly difficult
>Your wings looked much smaller when compared to your new heavier frame
>You were dreading the return home, but you know you had to fly up there on your own, you didn’t want anyone to think that you weren’t one of the best fliers in Equestria
>You can see your cloud palace in the distance and you know it’s time, with as much effort you can muster you take a running start; your whole body shaking and wobbling about as you do
>You close your eyes and start flapping your wings and to your amazement you’re actually rising off the ground, it feels great and you let that feeling sink in and you love it
>With this new found determination you open your eyes and….
>You look down and it’s completely disheartening, you immediately stop flapping and fall 5ft with a thud
>Your giant rear cushions your fall as you sit there panting
>After a few moments your breathing returns to normal

“That’s it I’m getting Twilight to bring it down here until I can get rid of this-

>As you can continue speaking you pick up your belly with your hooves

-tub of lard”

>You let it fall with a grunt as it jiggles in place for a bit
>You’ll never admit it to yourself, but you love the way it feels

(I’m at work and I really bored… Oh yeah and I want to go home)